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Broke Demotivational Poster


DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !

TAGS: duct tape wd40 fix broke
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

Greeny - June 15, 2011, 10:46 am
Algorithms 101... er,5

TRUST IS LIKE A MIRROR - Once it's broken you can never look at it the same again...

I'M SO BROKE - I have to fart in the damn thing just to have a...cent.

TAGS: wallet poor broke
Rating: 4.41/5

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THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris

Oh sure -

TAGS: horse dog door house broken disapproval
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - September 4, 2013, 4:29 am
JesusWept - July 6, 2013, 5:36 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L
Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:10 am

RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.

TAGS: relationship glass hurt broken
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:56 am
5 bloody finger5


TAGS: vase broken same different lose
Rating: 4.97/5

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spacedog - June 14, 2011, 9:05 pm
Well done Rerun. 5L It's unfortunate that most people throw the vase away, cause everybody screws up sometimes.
Beo69 - June 8, 2011, 4:37 pm
Wise words!
dgoalie01 - June 7, 2011, 9:31 pm
thats deep man
house - June 7, 2011, 8:47 pm

THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).

TAGS: vader star wars economy poor broke
Rating: 3.44/5

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zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:20 am
Kill him!! He misspelled death star!!


TAGS: queen day catherine was a reputed horsewoman till the block and tackle broke
Rating: 3.69/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2011, 8:59 pm
So if I have this right... This poster, the comments on it, AND smalltownguy's avatar are no longer allowed?
smalltownguy - March 29, 2011, 11:31 am
She actually had harness rigs to keep the horse on its back and to lower herself onto it. She rode horses. If she were to let the horse ride her, something would have been poking into her lungs.
Zed - January 5, 2010, 11:00 pm
Not at riding a horse, at being ridden by a horse. Cathy liked 'em LARGE.



TAGS: miss you broken heart away
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:07 pm

best way to get over somebody is to get under some body. ...and don't go making that into a poster.

YOU BROKE MY HEART - Suggesting afterwards that I try using superglue just doesn't cut the mustard.

I - Have an inferiority complex, But it isn't a very good one.

TAGS: complex image mirror broken fix
Rating: 4.72/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:40 pm
5 Ayes!
Dignity - July 19, 2011, 3:39 pm
That's bad luck.. 5L
Verdeckt - July 18, 2011, 5:19 am
I raffed...
Sho - July 17, 2011, 3:46 pm
Thx all.
Reality Lord - July 17, 2011, 2:07 pm

solid 5. excellent
caveman - July 17, 2011, 2:23 am
love it, 5L for you
rerun - July 16, 2011, 6:09 pm

wow, this is amazing. 5L

DAVE IS TOTALLY BUSTED AND BROKE - Dude, I am not a psychic but I have a strong feeling that you are totally screwed

TAGS: dave busted broke screwed
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Budog

le0001 - January 9, 2014, 1:23 pm
You're* Hehe lol!!
ian136 - August 20, 2012, 4:46 pm
llllllolololololollolololololo THATS SO LOL FUCKIN FUNNY
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:34 am
Meh both title and description could be better 0.0
Budog - June 10, 2011, 7:36 pm
LMAO !!!
Feasibly - June 10, 2011, 6:53 pm
Dear Nikki, my GF has a nice size bank account, but thanks anyway...she says "hi" back.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:57 pm
You think maybe this kinda thing was why Dave couldn't keep it in his ... naw, now were just blaming the victim here.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
Yes, yes I was. I even lost a little sleep over it and felt deeply disappointed in Nikki, wot with her setting such a poor example fer them kids.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:46 am
"Dear Nikki, it's YOU'RE"... Come on, I'm not the only one thinking it...
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:54 am
LOL... awe5ome


DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.

TAGS: horse broken leg shot put down girl innocence
Rating: 3.22/5

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zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:13 pm
thatz horrible how can you say that's funny?!
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:46 pm
One of the greats!
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:42 pm
But more hilarious.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
This is horrible and hilarious.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 9:27 am
My sense of humor is on, and working according to specs. If you need help with yours let me know.
majin.manuel - October 16, 2009, 8:31 am
How could you find this funny?
The Goat - September 26, 2009, 8:22 am
Yup - definitely a 5 lion moment!
Pinky - September 5, 2009, 11:34 pm
Omg that is so mean
Sean - June 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Yeah, wot the Guiness swiller said! 5. Great.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:33 pm
Touchingly harsh. 5L

poor kanye -


ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong


TAGS: love broken
Rating: 4.96/5

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Reality Lord - March 23, 2012, 5:34 pm

:) been there...done that...your welcome
Valek - March 23, 2012, 3:13 am
As a divorcee, this hits REALLY close to home. Thanks for the depression LOL!
HallieMarie - March 20, 2012, 11:15 pm
One of my favs...
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:39 pm
This is really amsome... even if, many will understand, only few will feel the power of those words...


TAGS: boulevard of broken dreams famous art calendar dean martin elvis presley marilyn monroe
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 4, 2010, 12:23 am
This is so so true.., honestly, who out there now would ever dream of going to a Diner without WiFi..??

MEN - People will argue that because I don’t how to fix a car engine that I am not manly but I ask you this, what embodies a male spirit more, than getting someone else to do our work for us

TAGS: car fix manly not broken
Rating: 4.61/5

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mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:34 pm
long as you claim over 5 women you slept with before you were 16 your a man. i became a man at 15
Greeny - July 28, 2011, 6:53 am
Try saying that to a Porsche Turbo Carrera owner... the motor has to come out just to change the freakin spark plugs
Vampyro - July 28, 2011, 5:39 am
I am not a big fan of this. I feel that in order to have your man card, you should Be able to preform a tune-up on your own car and be able to preform minor repairs around your home. If you can't do that, then your man card should be revoked.

M.A.L.T - Growing stronger by the day. Hell, they have their own movie production company now.

TAGS: malt m a l t brokeback mountain 2
Rating: 3.29/5

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Narutarded - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I like it when you take "top billing". I'm content to be played by 9and play with) Scarlett Johansson.
amina - November 24, 2009, 9:30 pm
Ohhhh, lets play 'who is who'. I call Jessica Alba.
Reason - November 24, 2009, 2:38 pm
you would have to turn guys away from the theaters if this dream was ever realized
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
I would watch this movie. I would rewatch this movie. I would put this movie on an endless loop.
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 12:23 pm
This movie would out open Twilight New Moon 5L!!




THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!


TAGS: the circle won t be broken because then its just an arc
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:33 pm

that guy resembles my avatar....but I don't remember them.
DanteMars - December 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
5L's, lol isnt that TOC in the center? Looks like a younger family foto...
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 8:08 pm
So Simple, Yet So Awesome. 5l


TAGS: emotiona lost sorry broken alone
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bull - May 31, 2012, 3:59 am
Lol, not sure how my wife will feel about that but I'll ask
tellitlikeitis - May 30, 2012, 10:55 pm
Wow... powerful and so sad. Marry me.


TAGS: dilemma heart broke fix
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Verdeckt - September 28, 2011, 6:15 am
I'll take "Reasons people join Motifake" for $200 thanks Alex

THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash break dash she broke my heart i ripped hers out dash i dated her sister
Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:21 pm
Needed a basement poster, lester?

Reverie -

TAGS: unbroken
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - December 31, 2013, 2:46 pm
ha, love it!!

"BROKEN"? TELL THAT TO MY HEART... - Supposedly my heart is broken. However, I'd assume that would mean it would cease to function. Yet, it continues to seek out more suffering...

TAGS: broken heart love
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:43 pm
marriage counseling is fun until someone gets hurt :)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 12:34 pm
lol thanks!
mariand - February 9, 2012, 12:30 pm
@Hallie ... #139980 ;)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 10:55 am
Lol.... so far I do enjoy Motifakes more than marriage counseling.... =D
holymoly - February 9, 2012, 10:31 am
Hallie.. It seems I see a trend to your posters.. motifake is great.. as your best form of therapy however???? 5L for your suffering keep it up
mariand - February 9, 2012, 7:47 am
usually, what you seek is what you get...


TAGS: frustration broken expectations mirror calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

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maoworks2 - June 24, 2012, 4:03 pm
I Have A Room Just Like That !
gas - June 24, 2012, 1:55 pm
thx Sho!
Sho - June 24, 2012, 12:45 pm
Another Five'd and Fav'd

records -

TAGS: are made to be broken
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - August 8, 2013, 7:49 am
Done That .

LOCATION - Please Remember For Your Successful Self-Employment: Some Of Our Business Models Won't Work In The East!

THINK ABOUT IT ..... - "There are things that you only miss when they are no longer there...." (Leslie Nielsen - The Naked Gun 2 1/2)


TAGS: compound fracture soccer pain broken leg
Rating: 2.84/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 10:02 am
Marv - I am sure there are two inconsequential country's national teams on the pitch right now somewhere in the world you could be watching. Soccer - What you do is you can't throw, catch, hit, shoot, and aren't fast enough for track.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 2, 2009, 2:07 am
Tied for the lamest caption on this site.


TAGS: broken neck boyfriend flashlight kid your mom
Rating: 4.84/5

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Peso - February 1, 2011, 6:58 am
Grew up with a stepfather I would have done that to but the house was built on a slab flooring. 5 little steps for ya!


TAGS: broken escalator
Rating: 3.4/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - December 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
damn, you would have to repel down those stairs.
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2009, 5:56 pm
Uh huh, public edumacation rite ther!
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 5:48 pm
That there be some fancy grammar
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2009, 5:46 pm
SH*T!! I want to 1L myself, i didn't realize the Motifake logo would cover up some of my verbiage!

JUSTIN BIEBERS FANS - Even the people who pay to see him think curtains are more exciting.

FIGHTER WAREHOUSE - Do you think they carry replacement legs there?

TAGS: fail owned broken leg mma mixed martial arts
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jay - June 19, 2009, 7:52 am
Clinch Gear and FighterWarehouse.com got MAD exposure for this. Hope the comp'd him some shin guards!
Lex - June 18, 2009, 3:37 pm
That's gonna be a NO for getting a leg up on your competition.

SO MUCH FOR RESOLUTIONS - Okay,okay! I swear... this is my last one!

TAGS: quit smoking resolution broken
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 9:36 am
Congrats Cloudchaser! Awesome accomplishment. 5L?
maoworks2 - January 4, 2013, 8:13 am
CloudchaserS - January 4, 2013, 3:46 am
I sometimes like to use that in place of "doctor" just for fun/to be silly :-)
steve1961 - January 4, 2013, 12:12 am
Congrats, CloudchaserS... ...ummm...Your VETERINARIAN told you???!!!
CloudchaserS - January 3, 2013, 11:47 pm
I used to until my veterinarian told me I have "some emphysema." I was prescribed the antidepressant Xanax to help me quit. My last one was 9dec02
MissPriss - January 3, 2013, 7:49 pm
Yep, he lasted about 1 day longer than me...:(
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:24 pm
Took this guy one day to ditch his "quit smoking" resolution ~ ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.



KINDNESS - You start out as the boy but you end up as the tree.

TAGS: broke
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2013, 8:37 pm
Holy! Very motivational, uplifting, all those warm, fuzzy things. 5L. Now I'm gonna have to go drown a bag of kittens just to get back to normal.
Reality Lord - February 25, 2013, 5:48 pm

Reality Lord - February 25, 2013, 5:48 pm

this is real nice. our sister site motitwist would love this i think


TAGS: yeah its broken no we wont replace it just bring it back for a refund
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:55 am
CAN'T BREATHE.. Laughing so hard! 5L's!

BROKEN - Mind's made up; tomorrow's my last day on this Earth. Got no drive, no joy. No future. Ain't even got anyone to say goodbye to. Hell, I may as well be off right now.

TAGS: broken misery
Rating: 4.41/5

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spacedog - July 1, 2012, 1:58 pm
The image might have gotten reflected at some point. Still a good poster pickleviper.
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 1:47 pm
Maybe it's a matter of choice but some people I know have it on the right hand. I'm single so I have no knowledge of engagement, wedding or any of the other 7 Rings of Hell.
ElleWhyInIn - June 30, 2012, 12:12 am
I do believe that the wedding band is on the wrong hand. It's on his right not his left.
steve1961 - June 29, 2012, 11:24 pm
5 Broken Lions and a pity party. Of course he's broken-he's got a wedding ring on.
rerun - June 29, 2012, 8:34 pm

wow, this is what this site was created for. amsome.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 7:25 pm
Looking inward is seldom a reward, save for the headstrong and the boastful. This lad needs to be drug to a cliff side and dangled by his feet……take a look around, the view is awe inspiring.
maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 7:18 pm
Sad Stuff !
AcidRain - June 29, 2012, 6:03 pm
That's why he's broken.
maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 6:01 pm
You Got Your Family !

PROMISES - are often made too readily and to some people they mean EVERYTHING. Once they are broken, SORRY means nothing.

TAGS: broken promise sorry means nothing
Rating: 4.27/5

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MissPriss - May 13, 2012, 10:57 pm
5orry actually hurts when promises mean everything

IRONY - Steve, After Showing Off His New Tattoo Realized He Was Hungry.... And Had No Cash For A Sammich

PESSIMISM - I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things The glass is half full, and its cracked, and I cut my lip on it and chipped a tooth

TAGS: broken glass
Rating: 3.92/5

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MILEY - Following in the great traditions of all those that have gone before her.

MY EX I GAVE HER EVERYTHING SHE WANTED - so she would never know anything else.. guess she wanted my heart broken and I gave her that as well

GOING GREEK! - Used to have a different meaning. Now it means getting bent over by Goldman Sachs.

OMG! - I broke the internet!



TAGS: bungee jump world broken rubber
Rating: 4.94/5

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Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 5:39 pm
Jeezus... I am trapped in Narnia ?!
carebear - March 20, 2012, 5:36 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 4:59 pm
Why thank you... nice to see you around again...
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:40 pm
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2012, 3:01 am
I'm thinking of the song Bungee Jumping People Die by Antiproduct
adogg777 - March 19, 2012, 10:17 pm
wtf who is that yo mom
Nissta - March 19, 2012, 8:25 pm
I remember my bungee jump mainly because all that went through my mind was "What The F.... ARGH AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 4:14 pm
... Oh ... I thought you would pick up on me using "because" twice in the first clause ... ;D
M0rd3kaI - March 19, 2012, 4:02 pm
Nice poster 5L... but here comes M0 with his OCD... I can rig and bungee jump using standard Dynamic rope (EN892) which is composite synthetic strands of high strength climbing rope... so, bugee is not always rubber... just sayin' lol
GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:39 am
Oh, this is devout. Depth, humor, and memory of that rush of one’s life passing rather quickly, before one’s eyes.


TAGS: broken heart resolve
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:35 pm

the "sniff" is actually allergies.
Sean - April 23, 2011, 7:27 pm
*sniff*. This is so very beautiful.


TAGS: at least he is house broken
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - August 3, 2010, 8:06 pm



TAGS: ballons broken dreams stripper
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:55 pm
Nicely done... deep and light.

ADMIT IT - Love is magical when mutual, but when it comes to self happiness We are all selfish bastards ready to break a heart if needed


TAGS: she broke his heart when she turned out to be a russian spy named laika
Rating: 4.13/5

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ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:10 pm
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 8:46 pm
Yes, it is a sad tail of youthful hi-jinks, puppy love and espionage. And it's full of peril. Lots and lots of sweaty all night peril. Thanks Trash. 5Ls.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 12:49 pm
great tribute. 5l"s


TAGS: broken inside hall still
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:32 pm


ALL THE MONEY - I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die by 4:00.

TAGS: broke
Rating: 3.78/5

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BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - Great for when you want to "break in that new saddle".

THERE, YOU SEE? - I told you I was an exceptionally cunning linguist.

COMBO BROKEN - Falcon punch'd Crippling unwanted memes since 1990

QUICK - Let's find Stallone to help us out of this broken tunnel

TAGS: broken tunnel sly stallone rnr
Rating: 2.44/5

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Lolness - May 29, 2009, 4:24 pm
Someone did it :|



THAT'S HIPHOP - I don't regret it. I don't regret it.

TAGS: hip hop broken hand
Rating: 1.66/5
Bob - January 3, 2009, 12:00 pm
Hiphop. It's like music, for retards.
... - November 17, 2008, 5:36 pm
...just happened to find it...I wanted to know how a dancer mangled their hand so bad. I guess pic unrelated after all...
Porcelina - November 17, 2008, 5:33 pm
Ouch. Well, for the poster it's supposed to appear as though it's an injury from dancing. Why are you aware of where every picture is from?
... - November 17, 2008, 5:32 pm
...except...http://www.linkinn.com/_Exploded_hand_Hand_Firecracker_Amazing_X_RAY_pic...“Young male was holding a homemade explosive device. The fuse of the device was lit, and the patient was unable to throw it away before it detonated.”
Porcelina - November 17, 2008, 5:18 pm
It's an injury from dancing.
... - November 17, 2008, 5:05 pm
...I don't get it. Pic Unrelated?
Dustin Marthington - August 12, 2008, 1:00 pm
pop music/culture: repeat the line before... repeat the line before.

LOVE - Its a force of nature? Alright! But why so serious?


TAGS: ptsd war soldier wounded broken
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 30, 2014, 8:24 am
lgvernon - September 30, 2014, 7:54 am

Thank you, sir. Your latest are wonderful. But they always are!
Greybeard - September 30, 2014, 7:36 am
5L & Fav'd awesome :)

Diarrhea -

TAGS: broken gate
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 17, 2014, 4:03 pm
As in, Russian to the bathroom cause I've got the Trotskyites.
arsanlupin - February 17, 2014, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!! Do that in the place in the photo - Russia - and you'll never see a bathroom again! 5 Asian toilets!


TAGS: love regret broken heart
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - November 25, 2012, 9:02 pm
Thank you. I really enjoyed your last run also especially the eyes are windows to the soul poster
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 12:08 pm
So eerie5Lish true. As usual, nice work Grey.


TAGS: morning has broken
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Haarakkon - October 18, 2012, 10:21 am
Thanks, guys.
Airman - October 17, 2012, 12:45 pm
another classic
GaryO - October 17, 2012, 8:26 am
It is good to see the poetic influence of the ancients.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2012, 6:43 am

Wow....frickin greatness from a legend.

I got time while she got freedom -

Broken heart -

TAGS: broken heart love relationship bitch
Rating: 4.8/5

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steve1961 - October 2, 2013, 3:45 pm
steve1961 - October 2, 2013, 3:34 pm
If I had duct tape then she would have been able to leave me in the first place...

The foundation -

TAGS: heart broken relationships built to last
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sho - January 17, 2014, 1:01 pm


TAGS: fixing something that wasn t broke
Rating: 4.42/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:43 am
motifake - June 3, 2010, 11:41 am

Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 11:04 am
ROR!!! Good one culos!



TAGS: not made to be broken
Rating: 4.3/5

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crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 3:06 pm
I absolutely love Banksy, and I love what you've done with that piece. 5
Zealot - October 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
There are places that still have laws saying women have to wear chastity belts. you think they find it easy to follow rules?


BROKENHEARTED - I thought we had something special. :(

TAGS: motifake brokenheart
Rating: 3.83/5

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Ascetic - July 8, 2011, 9:02 am
coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 10:58 pm
I cried a little.

CLUMSINESS - You wait all year just to get that Dsi only to make it slip off your hands, fall, and break in less than an hour.

TAGS: broken dsi
Rating: 3.6/5

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icyhero - December 3, 2011, 8:07 pm
Lies, a DSi would not have a slot 2 on the bottom.

CARNAGE - The results of a Hummer H2 trying something more extreme then mall crawling.

TAGS: hummer broken
Rating: 3.59/5

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corbett06 - July 26, 2010, 11:08 pm
that thing is royally fucked
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:08 pm

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. - Have you seen Brokeback Mountain?

TAGS: brokeback
Rating: 3.57/5

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NARUTARDED - Just Turned This Guy Down For A First Date

TAGS: narutarded date broken heart
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:01 am
I've gotten that call before!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:01 am
Bartimaeus - January 11, 2010, 12:00 am
When I found out...Well, it was a foggy day...and my phone rang. I casually said "hello..." and a deep voice replied "Moooooooooo"
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:58 pm
Nah, William Hung is our poster child. We're not heartbroken.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:58 pm
Where were you when you found out? LOL!!!!
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:57 pm
Is this not the posterchild for that October 30 incident?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:54 pm
Perhaps this guy should breath a sigh of relief? MALT is scary.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:53 pm
I had to approve this... caption aside, it says a thousand words.


SO - I was talking to my broker the other day

TAGS: dog charles schwab broker
Rating: 3.3/5

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krissie - March 31, 2009, 10:34 am
positively adorable!
. - February 26, 2009, 1:16 am
Hahaha love this one!
MeanGene - January 28, 2009, 5:03 am
I heart this poster. It's my fav
Another Dave - January 5, 2009, 2:15 am
I like dawgs...
Sean - October 27, 2008, 10:51 pm
I must say, I'm not feeling the love from your direction, Tony. I meant my compliment on this poster from the very bottom of my passive agressive heart. So go have yourself a fucking nice day.
Tony - October 27, 2008, 10:11 pm
Thanks for clearing that up Sean
Sean - October 26, 2008, 7:44 pm
As far as "captioning" goes, and it can go far, this is very nicely done.
Johnny - October 26, 2008, 6:06 pm
LOL!!! Good one.


TAGS: mine only witch broken heart
Rating: 3.18/5

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jig - January 14, 2012, 4:51 pm
Doesn't look like an emo (I'm sure she's beautiful under the make up)

MIGHTY PUTTY - It can fix anything except a broken heart. RIP BILLY MAYS

TAGS: billy mays and might putty it can fix anything but a broken heart
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:30 pm
Chipotle-away is a real thing?.....I'm so confused.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 11:29 pm
However, if you target vote mine 1L... you'll need more than oxyclean and mighty putty.
khaos4ng31 - April 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
If you vote less than 4, then I understand how you feel, and I want you to know that without Billy, we would have no more OxyClean, no more Chipotle-away, and no more Mighty Putty.

BLOWN-GLASS ART - Beautiful! Stunning! Susceptible to BBs and eight-year-olds!

TAGS: fail owned crash painful when broken
Rating: 2.78/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:13 pm
As a mater of fact going to see the Dale Chihuly exhibit Sunday.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:05 pm
Dale would love this 5

DISILLUSION - Sometimes is better to break it up than to try to put together the small pieces of your broken heart.


TAGS: ray believe hurt pain accident spine broken bone
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - September 25, 2008, 4:07 pm
Heehee...Cynthia has TWO rods!
David - June 21, 2008, 9:20 am
That was a boner fight right there cynthia, ftw
Cynthia - May 6, 2008, 12:04 am
I'm sure it did... but I've got about twice that many and two rods that run the length of my spine on either side... imagine what those x-rays look like.

OUCH - What sound is made when an immovable object collides with an unstoppable force? The sound of the entire bay area screaming out in anguish